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About me - Ted Sherman

About me

I live in the Arizona desert and paint portraits of Native Americans. I've also attended many tribal ceremonies to learn all about and participate in traditional body and face painting.

After Navy service in World War II, I earned a BFA from the Phila. College of Art (now the Univ. of the Arts). I was then recalled to active Navy duty in the Korean War. Followed was a 40-year career in public relations, advertising, sales promotion, graphic design, including 20 years as manager of a major insurance company's regional creative division.

Since my retirement 17 years ago, my wonderful spouse and I enjoy Arizona desert living. To keep in good physical health, I swim 40 daily laps in our community's Olympic-sized pool; and to enhance my frail mental health, I find it necessary to visit Las Vegas four or five times a year.

Before I started with Helium, I created a daily humor column for an online newsletter, as well as wrote and illustrated daily columns for two online travel info services.

I try to write four Helium articles daily, and my favorite subjects are humor and the never-ending idiocies of humanity.

Briefly me

My passion is ...

My family

I know too much about ...

How really stupid, self-destructive and murderous humans can be

My parents always told me ...

How the hell should I know? I was an orphan.

My childhood ambition ...

To become a great artist and starve to death after cutting off my ear

My favorite memory ...

The day WWII ended just as our ship was set for a suicidal invasion

Why I write ...

To keep my creaky brain oiled and running smoothly

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Historical novels, MGM musicals, Ella, Sousa, Sachmo and Sinatra

My first job ...

Car hop at a fast-food joint

My best moment ...

Three: when I met my wife and when I saw my kids enter the world

My inspiration ...

See above

Featured article by Ted Sherman

Politics, News & Issues > Economic News Is the US economy in a recession?Smallicon
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The U.S. economy isn't just in a recession. It's nosediving into a real depression! Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Democratic leaders, and Chairman Barney Frank of the House Financial Services Committee held a simpering news conference last week following what they touted as the successful passing of the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008. The House vote was 263 to 171. Since their Bushlike "mission accomplished" boast, the stock market has lost an additional 700 points or more, and if the downward trend isn't stopped very soon, a full-scale depression of 1929 proportions will destro...

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