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Hello. I'm The Notorious H.A.M. You may remember me from such educational films as "Getting The Most From Your Rod: Secrets of Master Baiting" and "Global Warming: Nebraska Needs A Beach." But for the first time, I am offering my fans a chance to see past

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Relationships & Family > Parents Going home again: When parents treat adult children as if they were kids
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"You're Always Seventeen In Your Home Town"Credit to Cross Canadian Ragweed for the title, but for the behavior, all the credit goes to me.I don't know what it is about spending time with your parents, but invariably, if you are around them long enough, you always revert to your godawful teenage behavior. Partly, they tend to... More..

Sports & Recreation > Sports & Recreation (Other) Gender inequality in sports
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March BadnessYou may have heard that the Penn State women's basketball coach resigned recently amid controversy that she did not allow openly gay women to play on her team. Here's an excerpt from the story at Sports Illustrated:"The coach faced a series of discrimination allegations during her tenure. Most recently, Portland ... More..

Entertainment > Television (Other) Great TV theme songs
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The Best TV Theme Songs of All Time"And now for your viewing pleasure..."Hong Kong television recently started airing Cheers re-runs (from the beginning and in order, too!), and it got me thinking about great TV theme songs. I am now going to provoke outrage, wounded egos, and ravenous insults by attempting to compile and ran... More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Closed doors
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The VaultAn ear pressed soundlyto the door,his fingers twisted, listeningfor the click.The click.That lovely click whichpitches forth the gaininside.He dialed,and smiled,secure in the notion thatpatience was key.But the hours passed,and then the days.He became a gambler,coin after coin fedfuriouslyinto an unrelenting reservoi... More..

Computers & Technology > Computers & Technology (Other) Predicting the next technological invention
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Hey, hey, hey. Look what technology is doing for us now, folks. On the bright side, I bet this is really going to freak out my new friend Paran who is extremely technophobic."Fuel dispenser manufacturer Dresser Wayne is using the 2007 International Consumer Electronics Show to showcase its new Ovation2 iX dispenser, which ena... More..

Computers & Technology > Phone Technologies & Issues The down-side of cell phones
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First, let me clear something up right off the bat - I am definitely NOT a technophobe. I love gadgets and technology in general, and I am often what the marketing world calls an "early adopter" when it comes to new products or services (see [http://www.helium.com/tm/189852/technology-doing- folks-bright] if you don't believe ... More..

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