: About Me

Where to begin? I'm a cynical bastard. I look at the world around me and wonder how did we ever manage to get to the top of the food chain? We should have been wiped out about 100,000 years ago by the lowly but resourceful cockroach.

But seriously, I believe that, generally speaking, people are basically good. It just so happens that there are more than enough enough dolts following the herd and just as many dunces leading them that it makes the entire human race look bad. I really don't dislike people. Some of my best friends happen to be people. It just constantly surprises and amuses me equally that we ever could have made it this far.

I guess that having opposable thumbs is enough.

By the way, you can also find me on MySpace. My url is myspace.com/iwas007. I have more blogs and articles there.

Cheers

My passion is ...

The human element.

I know too much about ...

Nothing.

My parents always told me ...

To look both ways - in everything I do. Words to live by.

My childhood ambition ...

To become an adult.

My favorite memory ...

Too many to choose from. I'll get back to you.

Why I write ...

It cleanses the soul.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I'm just looking at the screen.

My first job ...

Paperboy. Very Norman Rockwell.

My best moment ...

Desert Storm. Earning my Bronze Star.

My inspiration ...

Morons.

Computers & Technology > Internet Security & Safety (Other) Abuse of MySpace.com

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Advice For The Ladies Now I'm not trying to preach here, but some of the so-called "friends" in your ever expanding networks are real pieces of work. I've only been on Stalker Centra... er... MySpace for a short while, but I have made some notes. Some of you old timers out there might wish to tune in. First of all, when you get a friend request from someone in, oh, Greenbough Alabama, chances are he's not coming over for sushi any time soon. I'm sorry, the people on my MySpace are my friends, or at least people I've met once or twice. Secondly, once you've received your friend request from...

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