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Local Guides > New York City Whilst you are there: A Lite Guide to New York

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Rushing around New York on a two day or two hour furlough is like trying to squeeze a symphony orchestra into a minivan. You'll never get the whole experience; but the amount of stuff that you DO fit in will be well worth it. The frenetic pace of New York is possible to taste in any amount of time, and depending on what you do, you'll be hard pressed to come away with a bad experience.

Here are a few attractions that'll blow your mind while you're there, to both see the sights, and get a full-on, action-packed New York experience. Hobnob with celebrities that you meet in the park, tour t...

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