: About Me

I am a mysterious brunette with dashing goodlooks coupled with a slightly intense personality. I have a knack for style and design, a penchant for the macabre, a burgeoning tatoo and belt buckle collection, a weak spot for shoes, 19th century english literature, and horror movies; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Some things that I'm afraid of are: demonic possesion, caregiving job occupations, precious moments porcelain figurines, swarovski crystal animals, clowns, losing my teeth, and antique dolls with "sleepy" eyes. I am a creative-rational thinker and problem-solver, with wisdom and life experience beyond my years. I am a very loyal friend and spouse, and the kind of person you would want to be stranded on an island with if you wanted to survive. Magyver, eat your heart out.

My passion is ...

life.

I know too much about ...

costume jewelry.

My parents always told me ...

to go brush my hair.

My childhood ambition ...

was to be an archaeologist like Indiana Jones.

My favorite memory ...

being an improvisational comedian and making people laugh.

Why I write ...

I write for the attention and the creative challenge.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The Dark Tower Series - Perverted Justice - The Strokes

My first job ...

Babysitter's Club.

My best moment ...

was getting fired for not being a Jehovah's Witness.

My inspiration ...

everything.

Style & Beauty > Skin & Body (Other) The 5 best beauty products

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Rage Against The Mascara: Five Beauty Products I Wouldn't Want to Be Without. Imagine for a second that our society goes belly up and the new one felt beauty products/cosmetics was a distraction from the real goal (whatever it may be) and just didn't fit into"For the Greater Good" mentality of the new totalitarian communist society. Imagine all the former cosmetic companies are forced to cease production and turn their efforts toward propaganda for the new governmental regimes....instantly creating a black market for unnecessary luxuries we commonly take for granted today. Whittled down to...

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