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Oy. I hate filling these things out. This would require me to talk about me, and that's something I'm not very good at. What to say?

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Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Inspirational: 3 of 86
It started when I was about 3 years old. I would watch Sesame Street every day, fascinated with the pictures and sounds of letters. I would watch with amazement as the pairing of a single letter with two other letters formed a small three letter word. But to me, it wasn't a word, it was a picture; and I rapidly learned to mem... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Home: 1 of 26
The super fantastic amazing reproductive ability of SOCKSYes, you read that right. SOCKS. The single most populous item in my laundry repertoire actually lives and breathes and has a life of it's own. Most people have problems with the dryer swallowing their socks. I have this problem too. Yet somehow, the sock inventory stay... More..
Parenting & Pregnancy > Parenting (Other) Fun moments with children: 1 of 14
THE POTTY CRASHERSAs a parent of small children, it's becoming increasingly obvious that places of refuge within the house are becoming fewer by the day. You can't have a phone conversation with out hiding in closets or walking halfway down the block. You can't make a pit stop in the bedroom to change clothes without someone ... More..
Entertainment > Celebrity Gossip & News Where to get gossip on Paris Hilton: 1 of 13
Hiltonbots: A Satirical And Fictional AccountGreetings earthlings. I think it's about time we spilled our little secret. Seems a little experiment of ours has gone horribly awry, and we're going to have to abort our mission before any more earthly damage is done. It's been our goal to learn as much as possible about your plan... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Romance: 1 of 10
RobohubbyThat's right. I purchased my man on a late-night infomercial. I got him for $59.95 from Ron Popeil. They tried to haggle with me and offer me a two for one deal, but I said hell no to that, because who needs two of those running around, leaving tools all over the place and forgetting birthdays and anniversaries? It's... More..
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Christian: 5 of 38
On This DayWhat will I do with this beautiful day? Will I begin it with an open heart and mind, and look for the joy in every small thing that happens? Will I waste precious time, energy, and breath cursing the things I don't have and can't change? Or will I thank God for the things I do have, and ask Him for the strength and... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Work: 5 of 31
Don't Make Me OverOnce upon a time, I thought it would be a good idea to become a makeup artist. I was always real good with markers and crayons, so I thought it might be kinda fun to color up peoples' faces and make them look pretty. I've held a lot of titles in my short lifetime... bull rider, secret agent, porn star, corre... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Femininity: 1 of 6
Letter To My Period... I Hate YouDear period,Thanks a whole lot for coming to visit me today. No. I really mean that. I'm not being sarcastic at all. ~Snort~ My family just adores walking on eggshells and having to duck flying objects at a moment's notice when something is not particularly to my liking. I am all too happy to ... More..
Creative Writing > Memoirs Testimonies: True friendship: 2 of 11
Most of you probably know the story of Helen Keller. I had heard it before, and remembered studying her in school, so I knew a little about her. Today, our pastor reminded us of her incredible life story. If you didn't know already, she lost her hearing and sight at 19 months of age due to meningitis. She was an angry, frustr... More..
Relationships & Family > Cheating Spouses & Affairs Should cheating husbands be forgiven?: 8 of 42
I have been wronged. Out of protection for myself, I put up a wall between me and my offender. I keep them at arm's length; I can't let them get close enough to hurt me again. I don't trust them; the relationship has been compromised and forever changed. I wear a shield of indignation so thick that even people I consider safe... More..