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Oy. I hate filling these things out. This would require me to talk about me, and that's something I'm not very good at. What to say?

My writing style is a little unorthodox. I write in terms of what I really think and how I really speak. Although I am capable

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Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Christian: 2 of 37

On This Day What will I do with this beautiful day? Will I begin it with an open heart and mind, and look for the joy in every small thing that happens? Will I waste precious time, energy, and breath cursing the things I don't have and can't change? Or will I thank God for the things I do have, and ask Him for the strength a...
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Inspirational: 5 of 84

It started when I was about 3 years old. I would watch Sesame Street every day, fascinated with the pictures and sounds of letters. I would watch with amazement as the pairing of a single letter with two other letters formed a small three letter word. But to me, it wasn't a word, it was a picture; and I rapidly learned to me...
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Nature's seasons: 13 of 164

A Change In Seasons Looking back remembering nights by nothing but fire's glow perfect silence, candle burning slow Inside the air is still; outside a cold wind blows The trees are restless, resting never From the window we watched together foggy smiles that we looked through on the window pane as the first flurries flew Pot...
Entertainment > Celebrity Gossip & News Where to get gossip on Paris Hilton: 1 of 8

Hiltonbots: A Satirical And Fictional Account Greetings earthlings. I think it's about time we spilled our little secret. Seems a little experiment of ours has gone horribly awry, and we're going to have to abort our mission before any more earthly damage is done. It's been our goal to learn as much as possible about your pl...
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Romance: 1 of 8

Robohubby That's right. I purchased my man on a late-night infomercial. I got him for $59.95 from Ron Popeil. They tried to haggle with me and offer me a two for one deal, but I said hell no to that, because who needs two of those running around, leaving tools all over the place and forgetting birthdays and anniversaries? It...
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Work: 6 of 36

Don't Make Me Over Once upon a time, I thought it would be a good idea to become a makeup artist. I was always real good with markers and crayons, so I thought it might be kinda fun to color up peoples' faces and make them look pretty. I've held a lot of titles in my short lifetime... bull rider, secret agent, porn star, cor...
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Femininity: 1 of 6

Letter To My Period... I Hate You Dear period, Thanks a whole lot for coming to visit me today. No. I really mean that. I'm not being sarcastic at all. ~Snort~ My family just adores walking on eggshells and having to duck flying objects at a moment's notice when something is not particularly to my liking. I am all too happy ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Home: 5 of 23

The super fantastic amazing reproductive ability of SOCKS Yes, you read that right. SOCKS. The single most populous item in my laundry repertoire actually lives and breathes and has a life of it's own. Most people have problems with the dryer swallowing their socks. I have this problem too. Yet somehow, the sock inventory st...
Parenting & Pregnancy > Parenting (Other) Fun moments with children: 3 of 13

THE POTTY CRASHERS As a parent of small children, it's becoming increasingly obvious that places of refuge within the house are becoming fewer by the day. You can't have a phone conversation with out hiding in closets or walking halfway down the block. You can't make a pit stop in the bedroom to change clothes without someon...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Technology: 11 of 43

iStupid Oh yes. I love me some technological gadgets. I've got it bad for this new iPhone that has come out. And yeah, baby... I gots mine. But I have to admit... getting it was no easy feat. I kept a journal of my three day camp out outside the Sharper Image store. And so I share my experience with you now... Day 1: I arriv...