I like to laugh.
+ more bio informationWhen I was 18 and freshly out of high school, enrolled in my first batch of college courses, I found out I was pregnant with my first child. She was definitely a surprise and many people in my life were very upset with me. As soon as the belly started bulging though, most everyone that mattered came around to be quite suppor...
Dear Mom and Dad, So you found out your little girl is pregnant. I was 18 when I got pregnant with my first daughter - I know that's not the same as 13, 14, or 15, but it was still hard on my family. My mother was the angriest out of everyone. My dad, wanted to be angry, yet - part of him wanted to be excited too. It was the...
When your child comes home to you complaining about his or her difficult teacher, many times ones' first instinct is to get in the car, drive to the school then and there and "school the teacher" on the school's lawn, in front of the principal, the students and all of the other teachers. After all, your precious little dumpl...
For every big, juicy, red tomato in my garden, there's about five BIG, but not quite as juicy green ones. I am a fan of the movie *Fried Green Tomatoes* with Kathy Bates and Jessica Tandy, but even after seeing that movie 25 + times, I never had any desire whatsoever to try fried green tomatoes. It sounds gross; they look ic...
My five-year-old daughter is hyper aware of divorce these days. In recent months three couples she knows rather well have decided to part ways or are struggling to decide whether or not they should stay together. The other night between books she asked,"Why don't Callie's mom and dad live together?" She noticed Callie's mom ...
I bet when you brought your little bundle of joy home you had no idea you were escorting royalty. I have a little four-year-old drama queen at home too. She is *so* emotional and, I tell ya, it's just her personality. She was born with the drama gene. I have another child who deals with day-to-day occurrences much better - a...
I have a four-year-old who at three started singing that "My Humps" song. We thought it was pretty hilarious at the time, but when you think about - it's not. It's especially not when that same four-year-old says, "I can't go anywhere because I look ugly. People will think this outfit is dumb. I look like a boy when my hair ...
I've heard several people in my church say recently, "If you want to make God laugh just tell him your plans." I'm pretty sure I've been making God fall on the floor in laughter for over 30 years. If God sent me an email, it would probably read LOL! LOL! LOL! ROFL! Throughout my life, I've always had a voice in my head that ...
Well it hurts, doesn't it? When you wake up and your mind is aching because you realize that who you are doesn't match what she wants And you can't change - YOU CAN'T - It would be like a bird trying to teach itself to not fly You don't want her to change - YOU DON'T - It would be like driving a knife through Mona Lisa's fac...
Your love tastes like ripened cherries; It looks like the world spinning from space. I have eaten from your table and once was enough to draw me in forever - but you hold me off, orbiting like a forgotten planet - exiled, forbidden, forever longing for just a splinter of your love.
Jay Morgetron
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