: About Me

My passion is ...

my children & my marriage

I know too much about ...

pregnancy & miscarriage

My parents always told me ...

you should get better parents

My childhood ambition ...

to be a good mother

My favorite memory ...

the day my son was born

Why I write ...

to share and clear my mind

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

open university books / lost / gemma hayes

My first job ...

shop assistant

My best moment ...

leaving my mums house

My inspiration ...

my grandmother

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: I love my mother but . . .

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she doesn't have come out with some crazy things sometimes. My memories of my mother in childhood aren't great but now the bit that I choose to remember put me safe in the knowledge that my mum is completely and utterly nuts. I remember once sitting watching telly with her, and Sting came on, and she said "You know Sting?", to which I replied "Yeah Mum I know Sting" and she told me that, and I quote "Can go 24hrs just like Sting". Which is great for her but I don't need to know what she gets up to in the bedroom with my step-father, she always gets silly after a couple of glasses of vino. ...

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