: About Me

My passion is ...

Writing, Music, Film, Fine Arts, The Outdoors, My Daughter, Danger, The TRUTH, Football, Fine Food, Family

I know too much about ...

Everything. Yep. You heard me. Everything.

My parents always told me ...

I'd make a good lawyer or convict.

My childhood ambition ...

Astronaut or Naval Aviator (like my Dad) or Rock Star

My favorite memory ...

Too many. I like to celebrate life.

Why I write ...

To fill a burning aching void in me and to make people laugh their asses off. To satisfy a creative urging.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I've just finished Hemingway's "A Farewell To Arms," for the third time, I'm listening to a lot of punk rock and roll and watching indie films.

My first job ...

Sky Cap at Dulles Airport, Guitarist in a rock band.

My best moment ...

The day my daughter was born. My first sky-dive. The first time I played music in front of a paying crowd. The day a poem of mine was published.

My inspiration ...

To live life to it's fullest and have fun every damn day along the way.

Sports & Recreation > Olympics Office Olympics in your workplace

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As a struggling musician who is forced to work a day job to make ends meet - I try to plan for as much goofing off time during the day to make my job a little more palatable. I've discovered something that has given me great pleasure at work and I think all but the non-ambulatory should try it if given the opportunity. Yep. It's file cabinet vaulting. The first time I attempted the feat was a few weeks ago when running late for a presentation. I saw a small obstacle in my way at the end of a long narrow and poorly lit hall on the 8th floor of my office building. I was on a quick run and di...

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