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I'm Robert P. Herbst and I write Light Humor, Short Story, Fiction, about Mount Perry, Florida. Home to Florida's only snow capped mountain. My web site is www.mountperry.com please drop in and visit a bit. I took most of the pictures on the site and I have

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Race car drivers: 2 of 7

Race Car Drivers In an on going effort to make sure no Mount Perry Resident is discriminated against for any recognized disability, The Mount Perry Race Car Drivers Association has made it mandatory to issue driving certificates to anyone who desires one a Race Car Drivers License. The only exception to this rule was the Mou...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Eating pizza: 2 of 4

German pizza About a month ago my friend Yodar Hoopelhoffer mentioned, during our morning coffee, he and Walley Turkey from Worsbrough Dale, England had decided to open a Pizza Parlor. Although Walley and Yodar aren't really the brightest of lights it was a worthy dream and I openly encouraged both of them to move ahead with...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Peanuts: 1 of 2

The Mount Perry Peanut Tree It's a hot day here in the middle of Mount Perry, Florida. But I am content sitting here in the shade of a Mount Perry Peanut Tree, looking up at the cool, snow covered peak of our beloved Mount Perry. It's interesting to note the Mount Perry Peanut Tree originated right here in Mount Perry, Flori...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Sodom and Gomorrah: 1 of 1

Pillars of salt Only recently has the Mount Perry Archeological Society been able to translate the scrolls found hidden inside hundreds of clay jars, hidden deep in the dark recesses of caves found by sheep herders on the upper slopes of our beloved Mount Perry. These scrolls tell the tale of two cities located right here in...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Automotive tires: 1 of 1

Humor: Rubber Snake What with crude oil becoming more difficult and expensive to obtain, an alternate source of petroleum products needs to be found. To this end the Mount Perry Think Tank was repopulated with experts in the field of alternate sources of petroleum products. Among them were our prime source of information on ...
Creative Writing > Memoirs Testimonies: Tales of mouse rescue: 6 of 7

Rodney the Recluse Rodent Rodney Gray Rodent, is a mouse. He lives in a hole in the brick wall behind the toilet, in the downstairs bathroom, at the back of our building. The building is on the busy corner of Green Street and Jefferson Street, in the center of our beautiful town of Mount Perry, Florida. There are really only...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Trying new foods: 16 of 16

Making alligator borsch For several years now I have been a member, in good standing, with several lists of men who are, or will shortly be, married to ladies from the Former Soviet Union. Although these people are scattered all over the United States, I have always thought it would be great fun to get a bunch of them togeth...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: New recipes: 4 of 4

A brand new culinary delight After the Florida Fried Goose disaster, the Mount Perry School Of Culinary Artistry, has longed to recoup their excellent reputation by developing a new culinary delight and introducing the new dish to the world. At long last there seems to be some hope of success, if an acceptable name can be fo...