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I like to paint big pictures and write small stories. I always dunk my cookies in my chocolate soy milk. And on rainy days you can't keep me inside.

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Elevator Logic When you step into an elevator, you risk being that creepy person that makes someone wish you hadn't held the door for them. Follow these 6 simple rules to avoid mishap. 1. Hold the door if you see someone running for the elevator, unless it's your ex, in which case pump the "door-close" button as fast as possible. 2. Ask what floor someone is going to, only if you're standing next to the buttons and they haven't pushed a button yet. 3. Never floss or perform other personal hygiene while in the elevator. And please be less smelly than a wet dog. If you are unable at least ha...

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