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Life

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Nothing

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Don't shit where you eat

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To grow up

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The one I remember

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Narcisism

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Reading the Christopher Moore catalog currently

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Paperboy

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has not arrived yet

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Each day I wake up

Relationships & Family > Cheating & Trust Issues Is cheating ever okay?

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Sure. Why not? When your partner's not held up their end of the deal, cheating is the answer. Dinner not ready on time? Laundry not folded correctly? Hubby work too much? Cheat. It's the resolution and absolution to all of these problems. Why talk about uncomfortable subjects when you can simply masturbate your way to marital bliss. Marriage counseling or even divorce can be very expensive. Unpleasant discussion about relationship shortcomings can cause sleepless nights. Find anyone to feign affection upon; it will make you feel much better and it is much cheaper. Generally, you won't even ...

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