: About Me

Two of the most embarrassing things that happened to me was in Comisky Park many years ago. I was in the men's room between innings and in those days there were long urinal troughs. This allowed 15 guys to go at the same time. While I was standing there looking down minding my own business my prescription sun glasses fell off my head into the urinal. It then became the pleasure of everyone going to pee on the glasses moving them toward the drain. Unfortunately I was short on luck and money I couldn't leave the glasses. Sooo, I waited till the line slowed down, reached in and picked up the ...