: About Me

Wow ... it's not like I forgot about this web and it's team. I received and opened all the email helium sent me but I was too busy writing on my blog rawdon-weather.blogspot.com to write something here ... excuse for being such a MeTard and I promise to submit something for all to read.

My passion is ...

music

I know too much about ...

me

My parents always told me ...

be polite

My childhood ambition ...

to be a cowboy

My favorite memory ...

riding with dad

Why I write ...

to relieve the stress and pain of being such a MeTard

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

solorama

My first job ...

training dogs

My best moment ...

Montreal Jazz on the big stage 1998

My inspiration ...

my legacy

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Writing while inebriated

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Wow! I'm really wasted it's the middle of the night and I've just tied one on the end of my nose. Ya it grows... just like Pinocchio's. I'm half asleep and I think I'm minus one dog. The bitch never came home but I think I know where she is. A friend was over for a beer and it turned into a dozen between us, plus pretty well all of my smoke and cigs too. That's the way it goes once you get going eh? Well at least for me and my Bud. We'z always kidding and stuff so I brought out this jar of homeshine and we had a few sips. That's when I realized the bitch was gone and not coming back. So we...

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