JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE Christmas at the office Is just like any other day Let's face it You end up doing all the work And the fat guy in the suit Gets all the credit More..

A NOTIONAL MOTION Toast always lands butter side down It's a rule of locomotion And a cat always lands on its feet Now here is a curious notion If you tie the toast to the cat Would that result in perpetual motion? More..

TITTER YE NOT AMY The pop diva Amy Winehouse It was announced in the press today May stay in Frankie Howerd's old house if Amy's Mum manages to get her way Her mum told her she has to go to rehab But Amy said nay, nay and thrice nay More..

THE DEVIL IN THE SKIES From the dark cloudless skies Comes the engines droan Of that unseen and menacing evil In grim formation flown Then comes the sirens song Telling of impending death As the city looks skyward Holding a collective breath Long beams of light Searched out the evil flock Criss-crossing the dark... More..

GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING With exquisite touch His brush added lustre To the pearl Endowing it with life As it adorned the virgins ear The depth of its splendour Holds the watcher transfixed With its ivory hue Contrasting with the maidens flesh Her milky complexion Lit from the window Her half open silent lip... More..

FRUMENTY Ingredients: 10oz Kibbled wheat 5 Cups water 1/3 Cup beef stock 1/3 Cup milk 2 Egg's Pinch Dried saffron threads I tsp Salt Instructions: Boil the kibbled wheat for about 15 minutes in the water until softened once the wheat is softened remove from the heat... More..

GEORGE GIPP "THE GIPPER" (February 18, 1895 December 14, 1920) George Gipp Grew up in Laurium, Michigan and was a natural athlete. He was an avid sportsman on the track, as well as hockey, sandlot football, and organized baseball however prior to his arrival at Notre Dame College he had never played high school football... More..