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Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Culture: 4 of 46
Selfless soul You promised things would be so much better once we left the baggage of our flesh behind. You blamed your faults on cell tissue and hair follicles. But now that we've arrived to this perceived utopia, I see your arrogance and self pity has survived. How shallow of you to believe it was the demands of cartilage ... More..
Creative Writing > Essays Essays: Philosophy: 3 of 25
Detour Ahead - Southbound Memory Lane take Exit 66: Highway to Hell. Current mood: predisciously ambremiguous Category: predisciously ambremiguous Writing and Poetry How many times must mankind bruise his Achilles heel on that slippery slope, where the tides of time churn in perpetual turbulence, against the shores of tomorr... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: A general mystery: 7 of 49
Dragon slayer Current mood: contemplative Category: Writing and Poetry That they liked him was no wonder. How could they resist? He had spent a lifetime learning how to say these things. Ah, and even the most subtle reaction to his words was not lost on him. He remembered everything. His words could sing the ears and dance i... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Life: 51 of 343
Some say the government is tapping our cell phones, spiking our water and sending nano-waves in the range of 8.3 Oscillations in reverberating loops at 4.5624hz embedded with high frequency digitally coded subliminal messages, in an effort to control our minds. (Ok I made the last part up, but they could if they had a few 9 ... More..
Religion & Spirituality > Christian Beliefs & Culture Is Christianity dying out?: 23 of 124
Christianity and the question of "riches" Cain Granted new trial; pleads self defense. Current mood: Rambicullitoscious Category: Rambicullitoscious Writing and Poetry Cain Granted new trial; pleads self defense. In an unprecedented move today the Supreme Court of Omnipotent Creation, granted Cain a new trial. Gabriel, repre... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Imagination: 6 of 26
Bread, butter, and a man called Edward. Current mood: gratitudious Category: gratitudious Blogging Bread, butter, and a man called Edward. Presented with the question of why we butter our bread, I googled Mansonpedia.com and found the history of bread buttering: Buttering bread came about by accident in the early 1600's. Sir... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: Fantasy: 135 of 583
Pain Current mood: franagled Category: franagled Blogging Womem seldom choose violent manners to bring the ultimate demise. Men do. Sleeping pills and razor blades are the weapons of choice when a woman finds herself locked in unbearable pain. She chose the later in a fitting manner, because the pain she felt in her heart ha... More..
Politics, News & Issues > War in Iraq Analyzing the war on Iraq: Justified or not: 40 of 162
Calling Uncle Wolfe (Analogy of Iraq) Current mood: polifantastic Category: polifantastic News and Politics Calling Uncle Wolfe (Analogy of Iraq) Once upon a time not so long ago, white knights in shining political armor, gathered together at the foot of the royal king, and set about the gallant gesture of freeing mankind fr... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Anger: 105 of 403
Master Bates dilema Current mood: thorney Category: thorney Blogging Sorry about my premature eradication This has never happened to me before Perhaps next time I won't exacerbate Maybe I could try to hold it in more Sometimes I just get so overly ignited In sequential encounters of this kind I will try harder to pace myself... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Dark poems: 339 of 1293
Bo-bonics Current mood: jugglingasteroidalsuicide Category: jugglingasteroidalsuicide Writing and Poetry Little Bo peep, they said lost her sheep But sold them for crack instead The crack ho creep, up as they all sleep And hit them upon the head. The story goes, that in her crack woes She never saw a dime The district D.A., ... More..