pj cioffi is a ny based writer and musician and believes in the power of music. Music makes the world bearable.
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+ more bio informationOne by-product of having children is the mountain of free advice everyone has to offer. And, like a mountain in the Andes, you could easily be crushed by an avalanche of said advice. I think the reason that parents like to give out information about raising their kids is equal parts a wish that they had known some of these t...
An affair is a devastating experience. When coming upon the realization of being betrayed, a person can feel humiliation, anger, regret, fear, animosity, shock, sadness, depression, the list goes on and on. Mixed together, the result is a lethal concoction of pain. An affair is brutal in any relationship, but when it affects...
I've never faced death. I am not an amazing person, though I have my good days. But, I was blessed with a great story which involved my greatest comeback, one I'm not ashamed to tell. I was in the shower one day when I felt a stinging sensation in my elbow. It was very painful, but felt like something that would go away, whi...
Not long ago, I was assigned on a dare to complete a simple top 10 road trip song list. Little did I know that this simple idea would morph into a haunting task which would keep me up nights comparing and contrasting how a Dave Brubeck Quartet passage through a rainy interstate in Des Moines would work as opposed to a Scritt...
Never has there been a better time to host a karaoke party at your home. With the improvement of home stereo, video and karaoke systems, the sound can be crystal clear, choice of selections larger than ever, and now, thanks to shows like American Idol, singing competitions are at an all time high. So don't be shy - get your ...
Once I could touch my toes With a simple unforced bow Size 30 pants and cheekbones Are just a memory to me now My six pack abs are now a keg Fine fashion passed me by But none of this makes me sad And I will tell you why The psycho diets, the protein shakes Each new clensing ritual The longing, craving of sweets and breads T...
It's a new day here in New York. Chad Pennington of the Jets has been benched. Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his contract. Don Mattingly has been passed over and will take his 17 years of World Series-less baseball experience with him. And Joe Torre has said "thanks but no thanks" to becoming the highest paid lame duck coa...
I would compare it to the wild card in the poker game. All the rules in the game are the same, but a wild card can make a good hand a winner. I'm referring to the Vice Presidential nomination, and, like a poker game that has gotten stagnant after a couple dozen hands, the wild card can invigorate the player who is down a few...
I found this topic wading through the "Other" section of Helium, and I will admit, it doesn't easily fit under anything else. Still, I am curious at the person out to get knock-knock jokes. Wouldn't you say that after you reach age 10 or so, they tend to disappear anyway? Are there groups of bloggers or cults of deranged twe...
Comebacks come in many shapes and sizes, can happen in a short span of time or generations apart. In politics, a person could go from over the hill to king of the hill, to king of the compost heap in the matter of a week, particularly during primary season. Today, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama take turns having comebacks ...
Pj Cioffi
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