I am an avid fire watcher, poet and comedian. Also critic, lowly benefit MC, and soap user.

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Goldfish Crackers

I know too much about ...

actor Don Knotts

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never to kick homeless people

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to be the first fireman cowboy astronaut

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kicking a homeless person

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helps me vomit less

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Sonny Bono

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Burger King

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listening to Sonny Bono at Burger King and not vomiting

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Carnival of light

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Away We Go

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As a unmarried couple in their mid '30's, John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph roll with the punch of pregnancy without exaggerated comical reaction or cutesy comebacks. The same can be said for AWAY WE GO - Sam Mendes' follow-up to the cautionary tale period piece REVOLUTIONARY ROAD. Krasinski and Rudolph live like college kids who have just moved in together. Their home is a broken down one story shack in the woods with no heat and cardboard covering one of the windows. "We don't even have the basic stuff figured out", Rudolph pouts one dark cold night after their power goes off. Krasinski tri...

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