I am an avid fire watcher, poet and comedian. Also critic, lowly benefit MC, and soap user.

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Goldfish Crackers

I know too much about ...

actor Don Knotts

My parents always told me ...

never to kick homeless people

My childhood ambition ...

to be the first fireman cowboy astronaut

My favorite memory ...

kicking a homeless person

Why I write ...

helps me vomit less

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Sonny Bono

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Burger King

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listening to Sonny Bono at Burger King and not vomiting

My inspiration ...

Carnival of light

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Synecdoche, New York

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Charlie Kaufman's directorial debut is unlike any other first time director's film, but then it's unlike any other film in existence, period. The noted screenwriter of such modern day masterpieces as BEING JOHN MALKOVICH ADAPTATION and ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND now is presenting us with an epic construction in which art imitates life and life imitates art in such a spellbinding manner that they become entangled so that one isn't sure if it's art or life's parts flailing on the screen in front of them. Attempting to describe the plot may be futile, but I'll still have a go Phill...

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