: About Me

I am an avid fire watcher, poet and comedian. Also critic, lowly benefit MC, and soap user.

My passion is ...

Goldfish Crackers

I know too much about ...

actor Don Knotts

My parents always told me ...

never to kick homeless people

My childhood ambition ...

to be the first fireman cowboy astronaut

My favorite memory ...

kicking a homeless person

Why I write ...

helps me vomit less

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Sonny Bono

My first job ...

Burger King

My best moment ...

listening to Sonny Bono at Burger King and not vomiting

My inspiration ...

Carnival of light

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Iron Man 2 (2010)

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Summer sequel season has begun with the return of Robert Downey Jr. as Marvel Comics super hero Iron Man. But you not only know that, you've probably already seen it as it had the second-highest May opening of all time grossing $133 million over this last weekend. For my two cents I'll say upfront that the great time that the original was because it's a bit messy. Highly stylized and funny with quite a few sheer thrills, but still a bit messy. We catch up with Tony Stark, not long after revealing his identity as Iron Man, enjoying his reign as a global celebrity who claims to have "privati...

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