: About Me

Gordon was found in the wilds of the Scottish highlands at the age of two, being suckled by she-deer.  He was raised by two equally wild Scottish shepherds and introduced to civilisation at the age of seventeen.  He earned a gold star at school for being able to spell his name correctly by the end of the first year.  He has also earned recognition for his talent in ringing up radio stations with false traffic reports, and pointing at things in the street.  His first collection of poems, 'Videotapes I have known' was bought in bulk by Woolworths shortly before they disappeared from the high-street.  He has a house made of Lego.  He is currently holder of the largest antiquarian brick collection in western Europe.

My passion is ...

life, love and bricks

I know too much about ...

bricks (antiquarian)

My parents always told me ...

achh....pit that brick doon...

My childhood ambition ...

to have the biggest brick collection in western Europe

My favorite memory ...

First brick

Why I write ...

to share my passions

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Housing Estates Quarterly

My first job ...

Boutique Assistant

My best moment ...

Second Brick

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