No bio available

My passion is ...

art and literature.

I know too much about ...

the various forms of diaper deposits.

My parents always told me ...

"that's different".

My childhood ambition ...

to write.

My favorite memory ...

is my Aunt Linda's house. That woman can entertain.

Why I write ...

to express myself is a little trite, but it's true. In this world where noone seems to listen, you can write and feel like you've said it, whether or not anyone reads it.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

is Three by Ted Dekker, Fox New (because I'm Sadistic), and John Lee Hooker (everyone needs a daily dose of Mr. John Lee).

My first job ...

TELEMARKETING!

My best moment ...

I have three, but I'm not telling.

My inspiration ...

My children. They are hilarious!

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Parenting

95 of 126

Why we can never eat at Joe's again.

It was my husband's first day off in, I don't know, 8 years, and he really wanted to spend some time with his family. Sounds easy. But, we're the Mounce's, so you know...

We took off for the beach, of course. The ride there was fairly uneventful. Boring, by Mounce standards. We went to our spot and unloaded what amounted to a compact version of our living room. Yes, we've become those people. After a 4 hour trek to the far off land of 20 feet from the car, we set up shop. We unfolded chairs, flapped open umbrellas, laid out towels... Two hours l...

More..