View David Furritus’s articles http://www.helium.com/users/55687.xml View David Furritus’s articles en-us Copyright Helium.com Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:07:15 GMT Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:07:15 GMT "Give me your lunch money or I'll blow your brains out!" As insane as that line might sound, it's not all that unheard of these days as it's assum... http://www.helium.com/items/1245146-school-massacres-and-violence-in-the-united-states Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:07:15 Not only should steroid use be allowed, it should be MANDATORY in all professional level sports! Think about the fans for a minute. If the folks w... http://www.helium.com/items/1244110-should-steroid-use-ever-be-allowed-in-professional-sports Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:10:30 "You like Tampa Bay? Why? They're terrible. It's a place for has-beens to go before they retire!" "Sure, they're going okay this year, but Boston a... http://www.helium.com/items/1244066-being-a-tampa-bay-rays-fan Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:30:49 "If someone is old enough to die for their country, than they should be old enough to drink" This phrase is almost correct except that it's backw... http://www.helium.com/items/1243024-should-the-military-age-be-raised-to-21 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:50:06 "We've secretly replaced the fine coffee this restaurant normally serves with instant coffee. Let's see how the guests react..." Back in the 70s t... http://www.helium.com/items/1232246-assessing-instant-coffee Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:17 Imagine a creature that lives only for the moment. Imagine a creature that has virtually no fear and insatiable curiosity. Imagine a creature that ... http://www.helium.com/items/1231222-which-animal-is-the-most-inherently-funny Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:19:12