: About Me

Let's Put Grandma in the Gas Tank Citizens are frustrated, tempers on the boil What everyone's mad at Is the high price of oil. Oil helps our peregrinations And gets us to our destinations Whether by car ship or plane The cost of doing so is such an awful pain The stuff of dreams and the cause of wars Oil is a product of rotting dinosaurs Not only dinosaurs but other animals too All those different denizens We see in the streets and the zoo Not only all the animals, but us citizens too Here's an idea, who's time has come To add to the oil supply quite some All our human bodies, if we wait ...