: About Me

My name is Mary, and I'm a twenty-something roaddog turned stay at home mama of a 2-year-old, 3 furbabies, and a Beta fish.

I enjoy writing, and I absolutely love reading! I spend my days in Macon, GA reading, playing with my too-cute-toddler, doing arts and crafts when I have time and energy, photography, volunteer work, and I'm the Recreation Director for a gated HOA of 6000+. I have a busy life, and I absolutely love it!

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My passion is ...

helping people

I know too much about ...

loss

My parents always told me ...

never let your mad get before your money

My childhood ambition ...

to positively touch as many lives as I can

My favorite memory ...

there are too many good memories to have one favorite, or even a top 10

Why I write ...

I enjoy expressing my views without forcing anyone to listen

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse novels/Crime Drama/folk, metal, classic rock, postrock...

My first job ...

Kennel tech at the local animal hospital

My best moment ...

Thus far, when I realized the incredible success of my first huge charity event

My inspiration ...

those that I care about

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Best joke of all time: Over the years you may have noticed, as I have, that most two-year-olds are rather thin. It came to me one day over a glass of water and a carrot that perhaps their diet is the reason. After consultation with pediatricians, X-ray technicians, and distraught Moms, I was able to formulate this new diet. It is inexpensive, offering great variety and sufficient quantity. Before embarking on this diet, however, be sure to check with your doctor - otherwise, you might have to see him afterward. DAY ONE Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat ...

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