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Creative Writing > Satire Satire: The Alternative News 2007: 4 of 7

This is the alternative news. News Reader. 'The headlines.' 'Britney Spears has had her head shaved.' The News Reader then mumbles. 'I thought we where leading with the story on the earthquake, which has already killed seventeen people.' The News Reader then takes her wig off and reveals a shaved head. 'So what, it is not nearly as bad as the pop princess encouraging little children to grow up looking like Bratz dolls, or encouraging schoolgirls to behave in a naive manner.' 'The British tabloids are still accusing Big Brother of racism.' The News Reader then gets three pieces of A4 paper ...
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