: About Me

"Shot of Tequila, Milk of Magnesia" Getting old is a lot like getting drunk. Sure, getting old isn't as fun ~ or as quick. The results though, are pretty similar. Both induce the dizzying distillation, the uncanny concentration, the petulant polarization of pure personality! The spilling of secrets, the spinning of yarns, the wildly expressive waving of the arms and well, they both make you want to visit the bathroom. After going through a case of beers, like after going through a lot of years, people simply become who they really are. Only more so. Either that, or they become unconscious....