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About me - Pat Lunsford

Hi there. I'm Pat Lunsford, Climate Change Steward. Writing has always been one of my passions and getting published was only a distant dream. However, Helium has turned my dream into reality. When the magazine arrived with my first published article, you

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Other What brand of toilet paper do you prefer? Scott or Cottonelle?
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"Common sense on a roll" is the slogan for Scott toilet tissue, and it is absolutely correct. Comparing the price of Scott toilet tissue with other brands, it appears to be more expensive. But comparing how long it lasts, Scott is actually the better buy. Are you getting your money's worth with the brand of toilet paper that... More..

Other The world's funniest joke
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The following are some of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. The first one is just stupid, which makes it so funny. It has never failed to get at least a chuckle from those I've told it to. THE DOC A man hurries into the doctors office shouting, " You gotta help me, Doc. I think I'm a set of curtains!" "That's nonsense, m... More..

Other Jokes: Blonde jokes
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A blonde policewoman, pulled a lady over for a traffic violation. "License and registration," she said to the blonde driver. The lady reached nervously into her purse, hastily pulling out what she thought was her license, but instead, was a small pocket mirror, handing it to the blonde cop. The blonde policewoman looked at i... More..

Other Jokes: Pastor jokes
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An old Preacher was out fishing one day when he looked down and saw a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, "Sir, I've had a spell cast on me. If you'll kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll make you happy for the rest of your life." The old Preacher smiled and put the frog in his pocket. A moment later, h... More..

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