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About me - Jerry Williams

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Neighbors
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The Great Boxer-Shorts War started as most do, with perceived slights leading to threats and minor hostilities leading to major ones. A too-familiar slippery-slope of stupidity. My hometown of Arnold was a cliquish little spot. Your own small area was fine, but all the losers lived a block or two in any direction. The all... More..

Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Family conflict
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MONDAY For a Monday, the evening was going well. It was my father's birthday, and I assumed with my nine-year-old naivet that my dad was enjoying his day. He wasn't seething as he did most days, especially Mondays. My mom fixed him his favorite meal: ham, fried potatoes, and navy beans. Maybe the food lightened his typica... More..

Entertainment > TV Show Reviews TV show reviews: Peanuts
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When my son was a pre-schooler, we watched a video of A Charlie Brown Christmas a lot. So much so, in fact, I decided to become a student of the piece. (It was either that, or smash the video with a hammer out of frustration.) It's an incredibly endearing and complicated cartoon. In many ways the show was a product of the e... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Labor Day
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Lord love us all. The 44th Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon is set to hit the airwaves this weekend. A Labor Day tradition and a worthy cause, but how much would the Muscular Dystrophy Association take to NOT show it this year? I'm in for twenty. Okay, maybe I'm being harsh. I've always felt that the show doesn't offer me anything ... More..

Society & Lifestyle > Social Values & Norms Sex and modern society
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I enjoy titillation as much as the next person, and likely more so. Just a click or two away is your local Craigslist message board, which can dilate the ol' pupils if you stray onto some of the seamy side-streets. Therein lays (not lies) my tale. I was on an adults-only byway where I saw a classified ad for a train in the to... More..

Law & Legal Information > Lawyers & Legal Advice How to get out of a speeding ticket
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I have to admit I'm not the ideal driver. I often hurry when concerned I may be late and in general I tend to drive as quickly as I think I can get away with. As such, I've had my share of pull-overs by John Law. Through direct experience I've learned how to avoid getting traffic citations. You may wish to follow these poin... More..

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