: About Me

20 something with my ear to the ground.I may be young but already have enough experience to fill many lifetimes.

Always looking for a new project to challenge my mind.

My passion is ...

Learning as much as I can about everything

I know too much about ...

insignificant trivia

My parents always told me ...

I could talk under wet concrete

My childhood ambition ...

to rule the world

My favorite memory ...

Spending weekends with my Grandma

Why I write ...

Even with a head this size, can only fit in so much information, Have to let some out before I can put more in.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

too many things to name...

My first job ...

Selling hotdogs

My best moment ...

anytime I recieve a compliment

My inspiration ...

My son

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Religion

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JESUS I once told this story to anyone who would listen. No one really believed me so I refrained from mentioning these occurrences for fear of being institutionalized. Actually that is a lie; there was one person who believed me. He was an old drunken man in the city and after I told him he said "I do... I do believe you, I... I... I..." and then he just fell asleep next to one of those really big smelly dumpsters. I doubt I can count his as a valid opinion. People think that I am crazy for what I say that I witnessed, I think my parents even want me locked up in a padded cell. That is wh...

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