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I retired from the USPS after 39 years, 20 years as postmaster. Along with the humor I find in every aspect of life, I enjoy writing, reading, sketching, music, and outsmarting my family.

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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Heartache: 2 of 123
My Father I yearn to walk with my father, And hear his soft voice in my ear, His calloused hands, his gentle strength, That saved me from hurt and fear. As a child I took for granted The joy and love I knew, No thoughts of life without him, No dream that would not come true. He no longer walks beside me, No arms to which ... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Self reflection: 2 of 72
When I was younger, I could slug 'em down with the best of them. Overindulging was a result, back in the day, not the goal it seems to be now. I couldn't wait to turn twenty-one. The real proof of maturity was being able to belly on up to the bar and order a Bud. Selections of the adult beverage of choice did not include ch... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Weddings: 1 of 29
God smiled upon our sleepy little town yesterday and ordered Mother Nature to lay off the monsoons long enough for a wedding to take place. A bright circular UFO broke through the dismal clouds in the sky and all was right with the world. I spoke with the MOB (mother of the bride) and she asked me what I was wearing. I told... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Pets: 7 of 138
I'm sure everyone has heard the old saying, "Look what the cat dragged in". Last night I lost a couple of prime time TV hours searching for what the cat dragged in. The first sign of spring to us is not the bright yellow crocus peeping out from under the thinning blanket of snow, but the half dead mouse the cat brings in with... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Vision: 2 of 28
It comes to me from early years, A paradise of joyful tears, A silly dream, to which I flee To lose myself in ecstasy. Trees enchant and hypnotize My foolishly believing eyes. Trickling music fills my ears, Bubbling brooks drown all my fears. Cascading flowers adorn each knoll, Enrapturing my very soul, Yet co... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Parenting: 11 of 138
I never had any children of my own. My mother's suggestion, "before you have children, try a dog" turned out to be a valuable lesson in life. We ruled out kids after the third dog. My sister did the baby birthin', and that worked out just fine. She was happy to lend me her kids when I was in the mothering mood, and I could r... More..
Home & Garden > Gardening (Other) The joys of gardening: 4 of 48
The phlox I threw behind the shed thinking it was a weed has just about finished blooming. I'm feeling a little unproductive as I look at everyone's outstanding garden photos, and driving through a town lush with summer blooms makes me feel quite inadequate. I mean, if the town crew can make things grow, why can't I? Every ... More..
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Special moments: 1 of 10
I just saw a huge ship sailing toward an elephant. The wolf and Aunt Edith disappeared. Look at that cloud, its huge! Mmmm, I love the smell of grass. We were out here until 9 o'clock last night catching lightening bugs. We all sat around waiting for our television to finish warming up so we could watch Ed Sullivan, but neve... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Animals: 9 of 82
Our puppy Trouble, like most dogs, loves to be scratched. He has long hair, so I never really noticed what was lurking under his curly auburn coat until my ring got tangled up in a mass of knots. Trouble remained attached to my hand as I lured him to the kitchen to find the scissors and a dog treat. Everyone has a junk draw... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Embarrassing moments: 14 of 125
Feelin' the Love We all need a hug now and then. We welcome that warm and fuzzy feeling we get when we experience something heartfelt and touching, after we verify it's not a stroke. This morning I felt the love. I awoke at three thirty am for inexplicable reasons, and experienced an overwhelming urge to clean the bathroom. ... More..