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I'm 36; a single parent to 2 small children; live and work (as a lawyer) near Edinburgh, Scotland; have a licence to drive PSVs (Public Service Vehicles) but rarely do; like travel, British History, cats, and feminist writing; dislike football (soccer) and male chauvinists (especially on the road).

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Boys & body parts

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"I don't need paper. I can shake it." "See?" The sight of my 4-year-old son's hand jiggling his tiny "body part" is something neither I, nor my 7 year old daughter, will ever forget. Now he's 10 and she's 13, and the former is embarrassed for the latter to even KNOW that he has a "body part" that she hasn't! If I ever told him that I and on at least one occasion SHE had needed to wipe the drips off of it before re-inserting it in his pants, he'd leave home. But when he was 3 and she was 6, we were "allowed" to find it funny. Now, any mention of it results in him turning red and her gigglin...

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