I'll keep it simple as I doubt anyone is going to look here. I'm a 26 year old male Chippy (Carpenter), I have never had anything to do with writing but due to my life's experiences I have recently found it to be a very effective way to get things off my chest.
So everything I write comes from who I am and what I have been through. I am a random person though it hasn't been made evident through my work at present, perhaps some day I will find a category fit for such ramblings. I am not the smartest person so many of the rare words found in my work are most likely newly discovered from my reverse dictionary (My new bible). Read my work, don't read my work. Do what you will.................

My passion is ...

My son

I know too much about ...

politics

My parents always told me ...

I'll be in the movies

My childhood ambition ...

Pro Skater (Skate Boarder)

My favorite memory ...

Seeing my son for the first time.

Why I write ...

Getting things off my chest...

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

No Reason... Performed by "Snuff"

My first job ...

Demolition

My best moment ...

Becoming a father

My inspiration ...

A better tomorrow

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Self reflection

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If I knew then what I know now....

Sound familiar? It seems life has it own little ways of telling you you're an idiot and you may as well have stayed in bed for the last 30 years.

You grow up as a child with ideas and goals, granted they might be as far fetched as wondering the earth on the back of an armored gorilla as you deal your own justice to skeletors minions. Yet given time you get older and more sensible and you realize an armored gorilla will be far too expensive for your $5 a week allowance. So putting that on the back burner work becomes your next plan, not so much a...

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