About me - Daphne Cloutier

About me

HI. My name is Daphne and I'm quirky. Or if you prefer: weird.

I like midnight phone calls, late-night star gazing, walking, playing in the rain, random pictures, spontaneous adventures, chasing ice cream trucks, dating, truth or dare, sarcasm, birthday surprises, gummi bears, sleepovers, road trips, disney world, acting, reading, puzzles, the beach, public parks, cookies and in case you haven't noticed... writing.

I don't like sunburns, chocolate, not having a schedule filled with things to do, being away from my family, people who don't like me, my friends, or my family, people who don't treat their friends and family well, sleeping in, and exclusive relationships.

I love my family, even when they run away, drink too much or lose themselves. And my friends. All of them. They keep me sane and drive me crazy. I don't know what I would do without them. Especially my best friend and only friend (probably only person) who will ever actually read this.

I have no pets. I'm short. I enjoy being short. I have terrible depth perception. I'm uncoordinated. I like to pretend I'm graceful because I can do a cartwheel. I like to pretend a lot of things. I lie, but not much. I'm allergic to ants and mean people. I read... a lot. I drink iced coffee, but I'm not addicted. I'm thankful for all I have. I have good days. I have bad days. I am unique. Not like everybody else. And I write about me and my experiences because that's what I know.

Briefly me

My passion is ...

well, passion's are... my friends, my family, keeping the sanity, sign language, did I mention my friends and family?

I know too much about ...

it's impossible to know too much about anything... not even a TAD

My parents always told me ...

haha. my dad used to tell me I was smarter than the average bear but I could never be smarter than him. I think he was jealous.

My childhood ambition ...

is to be smarter than my dad. if only to spite him.

My favorite memory ...

reading my articles gives an insight into this topic.

Why I write ...

because if I don't let my thoughts out, I will explode. do you want me to explode?

My best moment ...

so far was when we (our high school drama class) won Best in Show at district competition

My inspiration ...

is my little brother, has always been my little brother and will always be my little brother. because he's good at doing what the doctors told him he couldn't

Featured article by Daphne Cloutier

Relationships & Family > Love & Relationships How to talk to girls

You're a level 97 magician, and level 98 is within reach. You've mastered the hardest skateboarding tricks and have the scars to prove it. You're the king of paintball, dirty jokes and everything else males find impressive. But the mere thought of engaging a female in conversation sends your heart on a non-stop sprint, your palms drowning in their own sweat and your legs into a mush that's incapable of holding your weight let alone carrying you toward the girl. What is it that makes traditionally difficult feats of the mind and body into child's play yet the word 'hello' impossible to utte...

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