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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Horoscope fallacies I believe: 4 of 4

National Weekday Month (The new 13-page Zodiac-adjusted calendar! Now with Octemberary!) Universe Experts are trying to convince us that, after a short 23,000-year snooze, the Zodiac moved. Maybe the Zodiac had a bad dream, or got a leg spasm. Or maybe these experts got a severe head injury after getting kicked by a Zodiac leg spasm. My guess is that these people sell Zodiac memorabilia, and are trying to recover from a slump. So I've thought of a way for you and me to make some money. A way to get in on this spike in astrology action. Since the sky's shifted, I'm guessing it's high time s...
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