: About Me

          I cowered under the table. The noise had stopped, but I wasn't going out unless I knew it was safe. I slowly poked my head out. It seemed all clear. I crawled out from under my table on all fours. I took one look around and regretted it. The kitchen was a mess!                  “Dude, You were almost killed by a refrigerator! You can take your mind off of a messy kitchen for now.” My common sense said to me.       &...