: About Me

Spring has arrived! The gym I go to is suddenly packed and, as a result, has taken on an antagonistic dynamic. Exercisers fall squarely into one of two groups - Group A is comprised of the dedicated year-round exercisers, who refer to themselves as the regulars; Group B is comprised of the seasonal exercisers, who the regulars unimaginatively refer to as the non-regulars. The Regulars feel infringed upon by the sudden influx of people at the gym. The Regulars look disdainfully at the out-of-shape Non-Regulars and think, If they had been just a little bit disciplined, kept their hands away ...