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First off...do not drink and drive. It is dangerous for you and more importantly other people on the road but if you do find yourself in this situation, remember this guide and it might just get you off the hook. 1. Do not have a drunken buddy in the back seat yelling, "Why you hassling us Fuzz?" or "Don't you have real criminals to chase?" If you think your friend might say one of these things it is advisable to knock him out with a discreet right hook before the Police Officer gets to your window. 2. Do not refer to the Police Officer as "monkey", "pig", "chief", "cowboy", or "hombre." P...