: About Me

My passion is ...

Myself

I know too much about ...

World Domination

My parents always told me ...

You can't borrow my jumper, you'll stretch it.

My childhood ambition ...

World Domination - what else.

Why I write ...

So other people can appreciate how amazing I am. And also how I can't spell.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I'm reading this right now. And Shakespeare and Medieval English

My first job ...

Working in a shop.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Why I love bacon

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I, like many of you, have something of a love affair with bacon. I, unlike, I suspect, many of you am unable to indulge this particular passion. About eighteen months ago I decided to become a vegetarian. The reasons for this were as follows, eating animal corpses is sort of horrible when you think about it, all the meat you eat is filled with medicine needed to keep the genetic abominations we have created alive till they grow to an edible size, meat is expensive whilst I am poor and finally, somehow becoming vegetarian makes you lose weight and I have done many more horrible things for t...

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