: About Me

My passion is ...

Humor/satire writing; cartooning/illustration; thinking things through!

I know too much about ...

How people think!

My parents always told me ...

"Just pick up the hammer and swing!"

My favorite memory ...

Fishing with my Dad and listening to his dry-humor stories.

Why I write ...

It releases creative energy. It keeps my sanity while I hold down a corporate (humorless) job!

My first job ...

Dare I admit that my first job was in a CPA firm? (talk about a humorless bunch, Jeez-Louise!)

My best moment ...

Whenever I can capture an audience and make them smile. I LIVE for this!

My inspiration ...

Seeing genuine smiles on faces when they read my stories.

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