: About Me

Lyn Crawford is a fully grown human female currently residing in the relatively tame wilds of southwestern Ohio. She toils by day as a medical billing specialist and office geek-in-residence and would probably fight crime by night as a smartly attired superheroine if only the gadgets and costumes weren't so darn expensive. As a black belt in the ancient art of kenpo jiu-jitsu, however, she does get to spend one evening a week teaching small children the many joys of kneeing the groins and breaking the elbows of pedophiles and other would-be evildoers. She has seen more movies than she can count and seen some of them more times than she can remember. She also reads a lot, although not nearly as much as she would like. Occasionally, she writes stuff.

My passion is ...

letting other people figure out what my passion is.

I know too much about ...

Star Wars, insurance company shenanigans, and the battle of Thermopylae.

My parents always told me ...

I was left on the doorstep by gypsies.

My favorite memory ...

lights the corners of my mind. It's also kind of misty and water-colored, now that I think about it.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Terry Pratchett/the History Channel/the sound of one hand clapping.

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