: About Me

I awoke at eight o'clock this morning to find myself on the receiving end of a full on cockroach onslaught. This beast was obviously armed with an unquenchable thirst for my blood and it was quickly becoming apparent that no amount of flailing and girlish shrieking was going to stop it. It's was an interesting sensation, having those six legs scurry over my bare chest, and made me appreciate waking up to the racket of my alarm clark on a much deeper level. Since I wasn't wearing my glasses, therefore making me legally blind in three states, I had to first identify the blurry threat before ...