: About Me

My passion is ...

writing

I know too much about ...

just about anything that doesn't matter

My parents always told me ...

that I was too ugly for radio

Why I write ...

because I can't add, subtract, multiple or divide

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

American Psycho, Grey's Anatomy, my wife complain

My first job ...

cart pusher at a grocery store

My best moment ...

when I realized I could get paid for writing

My inspiration ...

don't know, too scared to look introspectively

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Zoolander

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If there is one thing that we can learn from 2001s "Zoolander" it is that male models are dumb. If there is a second thing that we can learn from "Zoolander" it is that dumb people make for incredibly funny movie characters. This is the story about top male model and fashion icon Derek Zoolander, played by Ben Stiller. Zoolander has stood on top of the male model profession for years and has no sense that it could all come to an end. Enter Hansel, played by Owen Wilson. Hansel is the new kid on the block that has taken the fashion world by storm appearing on or in every magazine from High ...

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