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Fantasy:

1] Contact the Klingon and acquire their invisible cloaking technology.
2] Never drive a car that can be traced to you.
3] Drive a car made of materials that are undetectable by speed detectors.
4] Sprout wings and fly. Who needs a car?
5] Don't drive at all. Let others do it.
6] Clone yourself, and let your clone take the entire rap.
7] Delete all speed limits.
8] Institute a minimum speed limit of 100 mph for all. The slow ones get the
tickets.
9] Speed only in your dreams.
10] ..etc.

Reality:

1] D0 NOT SPEED!
2] D0 NOT SPEED!
3] D0 NOT SPEED!
3] D0 NO...

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