: About Me

I have discovered the secret to shopping with elementary school aged children! I will share it with you in the hope that there will be fewer obnoxious children running rampant in the grocery stores and the world will be a happier place. In the past I have tried everything to get my kids to act civilized while performing this necessary life chore: bribery, punishments, ignoring. None of these worked for me very well. Then I had an epiphany. A few weeks ago, I was in Sam's Club with all four of my little darlings. The darlings consist of 6-year-old twins, a 9-year-old, and an extremely high-...