: About Me

If Mystery Science Theatre 3000 was still in production, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield would find itself instantly offered up on Mike Nelson and co.'s altar for mindless films that take themselves far too seriously. Although the following sentiment might constitute fightin' words to some, it seems fitting to state that Cloverfield is an even bigger waste of time than the infamous Battlefield Earth. Before this review continues, some context should be offered: While many movie goers discovered a new level of terror in 1999 with the The Blair Witch Project, this reviewer did not. The purposefully...