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Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: The Breakfast Club

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John Hughes is a liar! LIAR, LIAR, LIAR! I remember high school! I remember detention! Detention is where you were supposed to sit and think about the "crimes" that landed you in detention but just ended up with DIO and OZZY logos all over your Peachee folder. And nowhere in sight was there any Prada-ridden Molly Ringwalds, B... More..

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: The Secretary (2003)

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Come on. If we were to all be truthful, how many of us have gotten snockered on cheap booze, dressed up like Maggie Gyllenhal for the evening, and had sexual fantasies of being spanked over a big oak desk by an extraordinarily creepy James Spader-esque lawyer?....(crickets chirping)...ok that would be no one. *Ahem* Anyway, t... More..

Society & Lifestyle > Political Values Gun control: Less macho men will make guns obsolete

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I love the way the more sissified citizens of the U.S. utilize the crybaby-mantra of "we need gun control" as an emotional bludgeoning tool against logic and reason, because it completely ignores the FACT that those who have the guns, have the control. Apparently (and appallingly) these folks are clearly not students of even ... More..

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: 28 Days Later

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QUICK! Name one great zombie flick that takes place in England. Yeah, me neither. Thankfully we have been treated to manly portions of raging zombitude in the action/adventure/quasi-military/quasi-zombie/impre ssively stupid, celluloid dogpile known as 28 Days Later. Actually they're not so much "zombies" in the traditional se... More..

Travel > Travel Planning & Advice How to stay safe on spring break

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Okay, let's be honest for a moment, shall we? The people that get the most "jazzed" about spring break aren't usually the brightest bulbs in the bunch. They head off to Ft. Lauderdale, all young, fresh, and unfathomably stupid, dreaming of that one great possible "hookup", and when they return they have faint memories of the ... More..

Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: The Karate Kid

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Let us talk about Daniel Laruso. Quite possibly the most ungrateful, whiney, annoying karate character in the long distinguished history of ungrateful, whiney, and annoying karate characters. The very first film opens with him bitching about having to move to California from New "Joisey". What he should have been complaining ... More..

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