: About Me

I have decided that cats have ethnicities. No, not breeds...ethnicities, and they should be named accordingly. For instance, Ishtar, the rotund Siamese mix who shared my life for 13 years, was Middle Eastern, by way of England. By the time I was a lot older, and he a lot fatter, it was clear that if he could speak he'd have had a British accent but was more exotic than your average limey - like when someone of Pakistani or Indian descent speaks and surprises you with a lovely, lilting British accent. Of course, I didn't have all of this figured out when I got him in the third grade and nam...