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The blogosphere is abuzz with many theories about Barack Obama. In any other election cycle these could be easily played off as xenophobic and neophobic rants, but with our country at a crossroads, the question must be asked: What are Obama's motivations for seeking the Presidency? In order to answer this question, we would like to focus on two of the hot button issues facing American voters: climate change, and the role of race in voting patterns. While these two topics are seemingly independent, we believe there is a startling link between them. The climate change debate is certainly a h...
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