: About Me

A glamour model that can string a sentence together, a Tarot reader from a scientific atheist background, a rebel that loves to punctuate correctly and an artist that can't draw. I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be uncomplicated, but the world is such an interesting place that I'd rather just bounce around it and experience everything. I'm turning 30 this year and it's time to concentrate on what I'm best at. I hope you enjoy reading my articles and that you find something helpful in them.

My passion is ...

Being the best that I can be

I know too much about ...

Anti-aging chemicals

My parents always told me ...

I was lazy, but actually I was ADD.

My childhood ambition ...

To write fiction

My favorite memory ...

Lying on top of a canal boat in the sun

Why I write ...

Because I can

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The 69 eyes and re-visiting some childhood horror

My first job ...

Trouser stall on a market

My best moment ...

Meeting my partner on the checkout in Netto

My inspiration ...

Those who've already reached the dizzy heights

Style & Beauty > Style & Beauty (Other) How to dress like a queen on a pauper's budget

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There are some wealthy people who only wear brand new designer clothes and cover themselves in gold jewellery and diamonds. They're called rappers and lottery winners. Most well off folk don't blind you with bling. As an occasionally starving artist I can think of many reasons why I'd want to give the impression that I'm better-heeled than I really am. But the main reason is it helps me get work. Being self employed I have to dress richer in order to get richer. Whether I'm going for a modelling job or sweet-talking an editor, the more financially successful I look, the more confidence the...

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