: About Me

So you want to start an animal shelter? You'll save adorable, wide-eyed orange kitties with fuzzy white paws that are being fed to wild animals by laughing zookeepers. You'll rescue crippled dogs who crawl toward their food, only to have it yanked away by maniacal sadists who want to eat that dog chow themselves. More importantly, you'll stop soft-bodied animals from being smashed to smithereens on the nation's highways by ignorant, fast-driving morons in SUVs. Good for you! Why rescue animals? Because there are just too darned many of them, and they're expensive to kill. That mother dog w...