: About Me

My passion is ...

Laughter

I know too much about ...

I am an expert in too many things meaning I have traveled more than 50 miles to proudly participate in profound pontification.

My parents always told me ...

To speak only when I was spoken to.

My childhood ambition ...

Worldwide recognition.

My favorite memory ...

My daughter's birth.

Why I write ...

Because I have something to say that I feel is wowrth hearing.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I read voraciously. I am watching my future deplete while I am listening to my heart.

My first job ...

Bag Boy at Etterman's Supermarket

My best moment ...

Performing in front of 100,000 people at Midsummer Festival in Sweden.

My inspiration ...

My best friend, confidant, critic, and comforter better known as my wife.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Kindergarten

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Though I now have grandchildren of middle school age, I still can remember my first day of kindergarten. I was so very proud to begin school. With new shoes, new dress clothes and a fresh butch haircut, I was ready to Carpi Diem like no other! I was filled with confidence because I knew how to count to one hundred, I could write all of my letters and could even read a little bit. We lived only a half of a city block from the school so mom walked me there on that first day, but I would get to walk home all by myself. Little did I know that the return trip would be taken like a man walking h...

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